Las Vegas...5 hours and $310 later

Well, for Jake and my first trip into Las Vegas, we went to Excalibur...and lost our asses. I learned that playing video poker or blackjack is just the same as playing it on the pocket pc or computer at home; there's no more thrill involved than if you weren't wasting your money. At the end we played a little roulette and table blackjack and I think we had more fun doing that than we did the rest of the time.

They what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and when it comes to the women, they ain't lyin'. I have never seen women look like that where I'm from...hell I forgot women could look like that. If you have heard Trace Adkins, "Honkytonk Badonkadonk" then you know what I mean. Had my wife been there I would have been slapped out of my chair...but not before she stepped on my tongue so I would spring back for a second or third smack!